So I know I promised all kinds of catch up blogs but life for a 3month old moves very quickly especially when you have a mama like mine! You all know I can’t type this stuff on my own so if she is busy I am out of luck and maaaaaan is she busy! She is launching a new product line with a new company and writing a song for a book that she is writing for a character named Lil Karma Bird by her old friend Chad!!! She is designing all the packaging and promo stuff for the product with her gals Super C, Sara, Ginger and Susie while getting the patent! All this while wiping my butt and making my bobbles while singing and dancing the day away!! I told her I would totally help if she needed it but allI have to do lately is look cute for pictures which is fine with me! Apparently I’m going to be the picture on the box of the product! Who knew my fame would come this quickly!?!?! My Moms been at it for over 20 years! Guess I just got what it takes!
What can I say!?!?!
I was BORN THIS WAY!
Ok ok ok Im BACK! Im sorry for being gone so long….I gained like a whole pound while away! Our computer was doing some really weird things and Mama needed to get it fixed! I don’t know much about computers yet but mama always says how lucky I am to have all this fun technology and something about her not even having a VCR when she was born…..but …ummmm….what the heck is a VCR!??! Ive seen the DVD but VCR!? She must be crazy!
As we ease back into the blogging I will be covering some things that happened during my absence!
~BuyBuy Baby issue and resolutions
~Old swing New Swing
~Mama works out now
~Coco and PopPopa BBQ
~The bug in my tummy!!
I’ll be back after I down some of this pedialyte!!!
So I’m so stoked….two more of my girlfriends will be born in the next few weeks …that will make like 9this year!!! I’ll have my pick of the litter I tell ya. Any day now lil girl kilijanski will be here in Austin Texas and then within the next few weeks baby Athena in California!!! I can’t wait to see their pretty little faces. I realize that sometime late October early November the Martinganos will be having a little girl that will surely be my wife but I can play the field til then! No harm! I’ve got this S#%T covered from coast to coast!!!
So to date we have:
Lucy New York city
And I might be forgetting one or two gals but the rest are Tampa boys…my bad boys Bennett, Jude, William and NYC Gavin!!!! Oh man oh man…I almost forgot BABY CAMERON CONDON will be here in November tooo!!! man oh man….will I have the coolest gang then!!!
And we are all dragons..that’s what my mama says…The Year of the Dragon!!! I hope we can all breathe fire one day…how sweet would that be!!?? …..VERY!!!
Talk about a baby boom…I’m gonna have one kicka$$ 1st birthday party!!!
Well I slept pretty good last night until about 3am I think….sometimes I lose track…all I know is when I need someone to come save me they are there in a flash! Sometimes even before I cry my Daddy can hear me rustling around and takes me to change my diaper before I EVEN HAVE TO ASK!! Usually Mama will hear Daddy changing my wet diaper and start to warm my Bobble!! Mmmm the Bobble (aka Bottle)….my friend. I’ll have to elaborate more on that later! For now I hope everyone has a great Monday and keeps their bottoms dry and bobbles full!!!
What do you think I’ll be when I grow up????
So….I know I know…I haven’t posted all weekend and YES I’m getting the “where the heck are you messages”?!?!?! And yes yes I’m sorry …I AM….but I have to be honest…it’s so so so hard to post when my daddy is here! Don’t get me wrong we spend every weekday morning together when he gets up at 3:30am to pat my butt with powder and feed me while watching the news and rapping about world affairs such as ‘what desserts we’re gonna make when I’m big enough’ and ‘what kind of toppings I’ll want on my sundae’ but shit just got REAL—–cause IM TALKING! No S#%T!!! I’m all about the conversations right now! Sure sure no one can really understand me but I like the way they pretend that they can! I’ll yell something like “YO WHAT DO YOU THINK IM GONNA BE WHEN I GROW UP??” And they’ll say something like “ohhh really, you don’t say?!?! Wait…what??? I asked a question..a real question. I mean..I don’t really know how to use your big people words yet but come on…you don’t have to pretend to understand!! Uncle TJ said “OHH REEEEEEALLY, I TOTALY AGREE” after I had said “Uncle Teeee… CAN I GET SOME MILK?” ….????? So wtf? What do you mean you totally agree, can I get some milk or not!!!
Nobody gets me…but I’m telling you…I’m TALKIN OVA’ HERE!!!